zeldathemes
Scripture of The Marshmallow Yam

hella rad cool kid who has a bit too many obsessions.



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teacher: what do you think is the most under appreciated art form?
me: winged eyeliner
soda can: HSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
me: chill

uusui:

c0rnmuffins:

uusui:

emma-relille-tunger:

uusui:

iceland is scary

are those giant marshmallows

we icelandic people harvest marshmallows, its the only thing that keeps us alive and healthy, every full moon the icelandic marshmallow god demands tons of giant marshmallows to be made in his honor, later these marshmallows gained its own consciousness and has been roaming around icelandic farms since then, so whenever you drive around iceland you will see these mysterious giant marshmallows in their natural habitat

Seriously though what the fuck are those

we icelandic people harvest marshmallows, its the only thing that keeps us alive and healthy, every full moon the icelandic marshmallow god demands tons of giant marshmallows to be made in his honor, later these marshmallows gained its own consciousness and has been roaming around icelandic farms since then, so whenever you drive around iceland you will see these mysterious giant marshmallows in their natural habitat

  #ALL I THINK OF IS EMIL    #AND THE NORDICS    #HELP  

apricockjam:

”’I’m really not a cat person”’

but their feeT LOOK LIKE BEANS

THEIR. FEET. LOOK. LIKE. BEANS.

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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joeyjoe69:

when your friends sibling is hot

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  #when your siblings friend is hot  

starlingsparrow:

do you ever meet someone who’s like the human version of unnecessary comments on a text post

chepibola:

when my mum scolds me

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Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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nevver:

Never get out of the car, Vanscapes by Alison Turner

  #spamano roadtrip AU  

rrachelinthewildd:

I have the best tour guide.
Winnipeg, Manitoba

transisted:

when the url u want is taken

transisted:

when the url u want is taken

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

  #soft serve